Limerick Time

There once was a Charles by name
Who thought his life was very tame
Then he found a sweet girl
Gave her more than a twirl
And never was his life quite the same.

I once knew a sweet little Kitty
Always thinking “My how pretty”
Chased down the hall
But caught a hair ball
Coughed and thought “What a pity”.

There once was a man named Joe
Making love to his girlfriend Flo
He got up behind her
She said “No not there”
Get tail was just an in your end…. oh.

You can’t make a woman go quiet
Unless you ask her to diet
She’ll refuse to cook
Just read her book
Point to the stove and say try it.


About graypoet

Just one that at times puts the words to the page and lets them fall as they might.
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