Just some limericks to lighten the mood….
There once was a boy with hope
That a girl would let him grope
So he invited on out
She slapped with a shout
And he knew with celibacy he could cope.
There was a girl hair of red
Who with her chest always led
A boy called her bluff
Found her bra she did stuff
And followed another instead.
There once was a redneck youth
That a girl said was uncouth
He would just stare and smile
Say “I want to look for a while,
haven’t seen a girl with more than one tooth”.
There once was a man wanting a date
But wondered if in his life it was too late
He kept trying to find
A woman who could still be kind
But it didn’t seem to be his fate.
There are too many thoughts in my mind
Some funny, some thoughtful, some unkind
I can let them all run out
Some shouldn’t be told I’ve no doubt
Its’ impossible to be quiet I find.